V & A
Best dressed boy is sat twenty seats away from me on this train. Maybe we will elope.
“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”
The Dark Knight Rises
Sarcasm of Daria, very part 1.
Here the second part.
Was Daria even real
Daria is my spirit animal
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
Man’s greatest invention. [video]
Statue Height: 6’2”
All you need to know
I have become soppy and pathetic in recent weeks. I much preferred no emotions Zoe
Daisy Lowe out and about in Primrose Hill on July 21, 2014.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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