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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

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#Oj n zoe  

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Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

ohmi.

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British tv

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funnuraba:

fucking decimated

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Emma Thompson warmly thanking her husband while accepting the Empire best actress award (x)

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………….and poor Percy now

#self  

Fucking cutest chocolate pig ever but oh no it now has a great huge hole in its neck

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My grandma bought me a chocolate pig for Easter and I WAS SO HAPPY !!! He (the pig) has been my favourite since I was like 2???? And so I put it pride of place on the window and he was looking all cute in the kitchen (he has hundred and thousand shorts on, so fucking cute) and then today, my STUPID BROTHER CUT ITS HEAD OFF. He decapitated my chocolate Percy Pig with a brEAD KNIFE AND IM SO ANGRY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIM

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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

PLEASE DO NOT MASTURBATE WITH A DEER IN AN OLD CAR THANK YOU

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