V & A

Best dressed boy is sat twenty seats away from me on this train. Maybe we will elope.

#self  

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:

“My parents are bread.

And you’re toast.”

#not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

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the-cake-is-lie:

mayorofcans:

flexibilitas-cerea:

Sarcasm of Daria, very part 1.

Here the second part.

Was Daria even real

Daria is my spirit animal

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

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sprtsnght:

theonion:

Height: 5’7”

Statue Height: 6’2”

All you need to know

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I have become soppy and pathetic in recent weeks. I much preferred no emotions Zoe

#self  
1 day ago on July 22, 2014 at 04:15pm

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Daisy Lowe out and about in Primrose Hill on July 21, 2014.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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